Ep. 47: Spiked Egg Nog & Kissing JFK



Dear Mommy,

The fact that egg nog contains eggs has been locked back into a file in the deepest, darkest part of my mind never to be opened again. I’m glad that we’re slowly working our way back to the many unnecessary tangents we used to do. Hopefully this episode we can avoid anything depressing at all.

Snap, Crackle, Pop,

Bree


Ep. 46: Hot Buttered Rum: A Better Band Than a Drink



Dear Mommy,

Butter is obviously the best but I still gotta say it’s a hard pass on this drink. I would also like to thank everyone for indulging my Christmas rant. I will try my best to keep any further issues strictly on Twitter (@BreeStings ;)). And if you accuse me of saying that just to plug my Twitter in the description I /will/ plead guilty.

Love,

Bree

P.S. hotbutteredrum.net


Ep. 45: Tom Collins, Boobs, Breasts & Gazungas



Dear Bree,

I can’t believe that guy has been running around town talking shit about me! I’m headed into the nearest bar to find him and deal with it. I’ll probably have a Tom Collins while I’m there. Care to join me for the hunt?

Love,

Mommy


Ep. 44: Cuba Libre & Alien Plants



Dear Mommy,

I am so glad we went back to our roots and had a rum and coke, I mean, ummm, a Cuba Libre on the pod. Most importantly, I’m glad we established that Rod is Katie’s plant, and he is male, but Audrey II really could have gone any way.

Love,

Bree


Ep. 43: Pina Colada is the New Beige



Dear Bree,

The Pina Colada is very popular, so we must have messed up the recipe.  I don’t think that either coconuts or pineapples are all that pleasant… it’s just that they do taste like /something/. Maybe they just lose their flavor once they are put in a blender?

You’re the love that I’ve looked for,

Mommy