Category Archives: August 2017

Ep. 5: Cats and Sex Level



Dear Mom,

I really hope your parenting theory works out. I mean, you vouched for it on the podcast so if Tanner and I turn out to be huge fuck-ups you’re really gonna look like an idiot. People will just keep showing you the episode while looking at you pointedly. It would be truly embarrassing. As a side note, thank you for indulging me by letting me talk about Megan’s cat for twenty minutes. Jake is truly a beautiful boy.

Love,

Bree


Ep. 4: Keto Diet and Legally Required Funnel Cake



Dear Bree,

This week was a roller coaster of emotions for me. On one hand, I’m very excited about our Keto experiment. But I’m also really sad about your inevitable incarceration. I’ve told you a million times that the best way to keep a secret is not to tell anyone. I can’t imagine why you would confess your crime on the podcast. I promise to visit you in prison.

Love,

Mommy