Category Archives: October 2017

Ep. 14: No Topic and Forgetting What Plants Breathe



Dear Bree,

I really enjoyed not acknowledging our topic at all this week. Also, I think my three minutes of not remembering basic information was worse than the Carmen Chameleon Debacle. I polled the audience, and they seem to think Carmen was worse. So, here’s to plants that breathe hydrogen…or nitrogen? I can never remember.

Love,

Mommy


Ep. 13: Clothes and Naked Ass Bed Sitting



Dear Mommy,

I would highly encourage you to include a fanny pack in your golf costume. You may think it is more Disney vacation than golf but, and I think it’s about time I told you this, you’re wrong. Plus, fanny packs are one size fits all so it doesn’t even matter that we’re both on the cusp of eating right and exercising at all times.

Love,

Bree


Ep. 12: Frozen Food and Adult Train Pajamas



Dear Bree,

I had no idea that you were relying on parties to get your sustenance since we switched to frozen meals. Please go buy yourself groceries…we’ll pay you back.*

Love,

Mommy

*Some restrictions may apply. See your father for details.


Ep. 11: Driving and Bree Gets Scolded



Dear Mom,

This note isn’t really for you because I have a public service announcement for our audience: If you want to have a real good time listening to this, drink every time mom says I’m wrong and chug your drink every time I respond with “fair enough” because apparently that’s all we say now.

Drink responsibly.

Love,

Bree