Ep. 13: Clothes and Naked Ass Bed Sitting

Dear Mommy,

I would highly encourage you to include a fanny pack in your golf costume. You may think it is more Disney vacation than golf but, and I think it’s about time I told you this, you’re wrong. Plus, fanny packs are one size fits all so it doesn’t even matter that we’re both on the cusp of eating right and exercising at all times.



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